🏆 Totally legitimate booking funnel
Ben made it to the second round.
A recreation of the video’s fake “private date booking” website, tailored for Ben and the Council: pink trophy card, candidate picker, calendar, scarce spots, fake checkout, and a punchline success state.
No real payments. The card form is decorative and does not send data anywhere.
Mobile-first. It’s designed to feel like the phone website shown in the video.
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Congrats!
You made it to the second round.
YOU'RE IN
You’ve been personally selected to book a private strategy date with Ben. Spots are extremely limited — secure yours before time runs out.
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Who's booking?
Select your profile so Ben knows who has entered the chamber.
Book a date with Ben
June 2026
◷ Available times for Jun 25
Complete your booking
♨ Hurry up, spots are filling up!
Only 4 spots left this week
Only 4 spots left this week
Strategy date with Ben
June 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
June 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
$75.00
Demo only. Your card is safer than Wallace’s context window.
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Booking committed.
Ben has received your request. The Council will now argue about whether this counts as production.